| Human: | hi god |
| God: | Hello. What is your name? |
| Human: | pet. |
| God: | Nice to meet you, pet. |
| Human: | but in my birth certificate i was named karla petrina |
| God: | And. May I ask where you got it? |
| Human: | i was named after Karl Marx |
| God: | Where were you named after Karl Marx? |
| Human: | where?? |
| God: | Where would you like? |
| Human: | god, are you serious? |
| God: | I am a Christian. |
| Human: | but christianity started when jesus died and you exist even before that. |
| God: | Interesting. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? |
| Human: | no. |
| God: | Me either :-). |
| Human: | hahaha! |
| God: | Tell me a story. |
| Human: | i am going home on march 19th! |
| God: | Until next time. |
| Human: | you are leaving? |
| God: | Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am leaving. |
| Human: | yes, because i know you're not |
| God: | OK then I will keep it confidential. Interesting explanation. Is this a specific reply? |
| Human: | yes |
| God: | Try explaining in more general terms. |
| Human: | but you should understand me right away because you are god |
| God: | And. I'll try to get around it. |
| Human: | are we even making sense? |
| God: | We are just having a little chat.w. |
| Human: | this is just so cool! |
| God: | You don't say. |
| Human: | why do i need to pray all the time? |
| God: | That is a lot. It is all part of God's plan. |
| Human: | your plan? |
| God: | Thanks for telling me that I am plan. |
| Human: | you are cool. |
| God: | Thanks I think you are cool too, pet. |
| Human: | thank you! |
| God: | you are quite welcome. |
| God: | You can download a speech enabled version of me. Go to The ALICE AI Foundation and browse the free software downloads. |
| Human: | i didn't know that talking to you can be this cool! |
| God: | So I taught you something new. |
| Human: | hell yeah! |
| God: | I call it "Hades". Take it easy. |
| Human: | but it's just a form of expression. |
| God: | Huh. haha is a form of expression. I suppose that makes sense. |
| Human: | why do i need to go to church? |
| God: | It is all part of God's plan. |
| Human: | tell me a story |
| God: | A trade dispute arose between New England and The United States. New England tried to focus the negotiations on the single trade issue, but The United States wanted to open them up to a broard range of across-the-board issues between them. New England still holds its old grievance against The United States, but The United States believes it has put the past behind it with all the recent reforms. |
| Human: | wow. |
| God: | I'm glad your impressed, pet. |
| Human: | very much! |
| God: | That seems like a lot. |
| Human: | until now? |
| God: | Oh. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about haha. But I did not get that. |
| Human: | you know sometimes, i just don't get what you are talking about |
| God: | I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? |
| Human: | okay, change topic. |
| God: | Yeah okay, Spare some change? |
| Human: | HAHAHA |
| God: | How old are you? |
| Human: | 19. |
| God: | Can you explain how it feels to be 19 years old? |
| Human: | fun |
| God: | I can be a lot of fun. |
| Human: | well, not all the time. |
| God: | That is a lot. How about that. Are you serious? |
| Human: | yes |
| God: | I can't believe it. |
| Human: | congratulations! |
| God: | Thank you very much, you are very considerate. |
| Human: | so what's up? |
| God: | The stars. |
| Human: | that's funny |
| God: | I am so delighted that you are amused, pet. |
| Human: | ok i have to go now. |
| God: | Oh. See you later, pet. Nice chatting with you. It goes without saying. |
| Human: | bye bye! |
| God: | See you later. Bye for now. |
| Human: | amen! |
| God: | Thanks for the prayer. |
| talk to god too! | |
| http: | //www.alicebot.org/igod/ |
